Sexy Mild Man

As Ben has already mentioned on his new blog, his birthday hilarities did not end with some over-exuberant pancake tossing. Having devoured the offending pancake (despite multiple viewings of the video that clearly showed it ended up on the floor), Ben set about submitting an entry for me on 'sexfinder.com'. My protestations were futile.

Now I should say at this point that if anyone is easily offended, or under eighteen, I apologise unreservedly for this brief lapse in my blog's cleanliness standards, and highly recommend not reading any of the text in the following screenshots...



With a profile like that, I obviously wasn't expecting any replies, especially when Ben attached the now infamous 'toothless chav' photo as my profile image.

It came as a bit of a shock when I received the following message within a couple of hours...



Just from looking at sitzoop's profile image I could tell she was a shy girl. I did however get suspicious that she hadn't actually looked at my profile, when she said she hoped to meet my needs. I would have thought that Ben had stated my 'needs' in no uncertain terms.

Anyway, much to my amazement the replies kept coming. Jill had clearly gone to a lot of effort with her profile image...



I wonder if that's her husband's arm, just creeping into frame? Next...



To be honest uterbec, I'm pretty sleepy most of the time myself. Next...



Ahem.

And finally, la Pièce de résistance...



So, what do you reckon? Should I reply to any of them?