NYE (Part 3): The Morning After

The first mission of the day involved getting Sam out of bed, which was smartly achieved by Mr Freakes who took the direct approach of jumping up and down on the airbed, sending Sam flying about three feet into the air.



Finally, after a lot of knocking on the toilet door to see if it really was 'engaged', we set out for an afternoon stroll.





We said our goodbyes to George, who had to make the journey home, and re-shuffled the cars.



Mr Freakes led the way...



When we reached this viewpoint, he pointed lazily towards the horizon with his unplastered arm, and using just the one word informed us that it was "Pretty"...





Thankfully Mr Freakes' jacket contained a homing beacon, which was very reassuring as we wondered into the countryside.



Sam was really quite perplexed by the sight of moss...



Before we knew it, we'd reached our destination: Gold Hill. The location of the famous Hovis advert, set in Yorkshire, and filmed in Shaftesbury.



As mentioned previously, we had an intimate encounter with a middle-aged chap, who shamelessly let out the most humongous fart, just as we walked past him.

You could tell that he'd really put a lot of effort into it.

Actually, I felt a bit sorry for him because we had approached very quietly, and he obviously thought the coast was clear to let rip with pride, as he looked very embarrassed and apologised when he glanced around to notice that I was standing about two yards away from him.

In fact, the rest of the group immediately looked accusatively in my direction, and asked if I was the guilty man. Obviously I was in a predicament here, as I needed to clear my name, but at the same time I didn't really feel like I could point at the guy standing just behind me and explain that it was him.

Thankfully Sam, who was aware of the true culprit, muttered something under his breath to the rest of the group which was immediately greeted by a huge round of giggles.

The chap scuttled off down the hill.

Anyway, here's the money shot...



Finally, any thoughts on this bizarre photo?